l.o.o

why do i always fall in love with straight guys. why!?


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oh yeah, because i can count on one hand the number of gay people i know.

THE CODE

Uhm... is it 'kylie4eva'?

'hermadgesty'?

'appletinis'?

'rickymartin'?

no?

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damn, i'm so gonna get my membership revoked.

no more rain

have you ever thought
that the sky was just endlessly dark,
and then you look up,
and see a million stars.

have you ever been scared
of the water and stuck on the edge?
and then you dive in,
how quickly you forget.

- No More Rain, Kylie Minogue

Kitschy AND profound. How can anyone not love her?

Big Brother

My big brother was B.I.G.'s brother
So here's a few words from ya kid brother
If you admire somebody you should go on 'head tell 'em
People never get the flowers while they can still smell 'em

-Kanye West 'Big Brother'

Mr. West, beat poet for the new generation?




p.s. is it so wrong i find him a little hot? his arrogance is so over the top it crosses over into sex appeal.


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i need help.

random burps #7

"I couldn't think of a thing. The harder I thought, the more easily nothing came." - Stephen King

God Bless You Mr. King.

a thousand different version of yourself

Jump from the hook,
You're not obliged to swallow anything you despise,
See, those unrepenting buzzards want your life,
And they got no right,
As sure as you have eyes,
They got no right

The Shins - Sleeping Lessons

FRAKKIN' GENIUS

women in love, men in lust

Oh. My. God.

Hottest. Scene. Ever.

Whilst careening through the cyberhighway I crash-smacked right into this clip on Youtube (God Bless Youtube!). Apparently this is the first full frontal male nudity (and not just ONE fine specimen, but TWO!) in a major motion picture. It is so hot I'm still flushed and bothered hours later just thinking about it. No wonder Americans think all British men are gay (just kidding).

NSFW, btw.

Enjoy.